What a Rush!

Honestly, does it get any better than this?

"Rush Limbaugh Held for Having Viagra Without Prescription"

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Oh my. Repeat drug offender Rush just can't get enough. He was down in the Dominican Republic with his illicit stash of sex pills, and I'm scared to speculate on any of that...ugh.

Really, in the scheme of things this offense is a joke, especially compared to his pain-med abuse -- a charge he more or less beat, proving once again that if you're going to abuse drugs it pays to be a celebrity.

I can understand how Limbaugh maybe was duped into purchasing viagra illegally, since after all I receive solicitations for V=!Ag=r@ or some such poorly spelled substitute in my email all the time.