I don't know about y'all, but frankly I did believe our country had been invaded yesterday. And it wasn't by those dirty illegals from south of the border, if you catch my drift. You know, the ones who might get their backs a little bit wet from wading in rivers. Heh heh. Not that I have anything against them as people. No. Just that the US is already overpopulated -- no open spaces anywhere, you can look for yourself -- and for chrissakes the US is an English speaking country already.
Anyway, I was all surprised because goddamn if those flags didn't look like Eye-Talian flags and I thought shit if they didn't get Mussolini back in power and sneak up on us like the dirty little d-- wait a minute...sorry about that. I almost got ahead of myself I got so excited. What I'm talking about is pride. This here is America, and yesterday I saw all these Red, White, and Green flags and I'm thinking to myself, this here's America, and we're red, white, and blue -- and not the sissy red, white, and blue of France either -- not green. There's no green in the American flag last time I checked. In fact, the Eyetalian flag looks a hell of a lot like the Mexican flag with all that green in it.
Then I saw on the tv that those Eyeties had won some sporting event or another -- I don't know I think it might have been soccer or rugby -- and so that's what all those flags were doing flying. It seems to me we may need to look into why so many Italian nationals are living here in the US, because we don't need any kind of fifth column marching on Washington in the next war.