16 March 2007

Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day...

Time is running so short for Alberto Gonzales that his office administrator won't let him reorder his business cards. Someone should start running a pool on the date he hands in his letter of resignation. I'm thinking you divide the days up into six four hour chunks and raffle off each chunk for the next week. Will it be Friday, between 8 a.m. and noon? How about Saturday around midnight? It probably depends on how juicy those emails between Gonzo and Rove turn out to be.

Either way, we're left with an idiot king who came to town, if people can remember back this far, promising to "restore dignity to the office of the Presidency." You could say Bush has certainly broke his promise, but I prefer to give him the benefit of the doubt and figure that he doesn't actually know the meaning of the word "dignity" and therefore didn't have a clue what he was saying.

1 comment:

Reya Mellicker said...

I laughed out loud when I saw the WaPo headline the other day. "Gonzales: Mistakes Were Made."

You can say that again! It's so embarrassing being an American.