28 August 2007

Hmm...time is short. How much more damage can I do?

Do you think Bush wakes up in the morning thinking to himself, "well, I only have about a year and a half left to fuck this country up, and so far, despite all my efforts, the US hasn't crumpled so badly. What can I do next?"

Or do you think it comes naturally, without his thinking about it?

Having thoroughly embarrassed the US and dropped our prestige considerably through his ill-advised and illegal invasion of Iraq -- with no plan whatsoever beyond "wishful thinking" for reconstruction -- Bush has consistently made grumbling threats about Iran. However, now these noises are starting to get a bit more direction, with Bush again threatening to open another front in a war that's already going so poorly. Here's the best part:
George Bush stepped up the rhetoric over Iran today as he threatened to confront the hardline regime "before it's too late".

By "before it's too late," I assume he means before he leaves office and hopefully someone with an IQ above 70 and some respect for human rights will take office.

2 comments:

Reya Mellicker said...

Bush is like the anti-Christ. Honestly if you sat down and planned the best way to ruin a country, I don't think you could do better than he has to destroy the economy, environment, schools, health care, international relationships, judicial system ... what else??

I read about his Iran speech. I think he must be desperate, trying to avoid facing the downfall of his regime.

Worst. President. Ever.

Foilwoman said...

"Do you think Bush wakes up in the morning thinking to himself, "well, I only have about a year and a half left to fuck this country up, and so far, despite all my efforts, the US hasn't crumpled so badly. What can I do next?""

Yeah, actually I do. He's an evil troll with offspring who might actually breed. So it can get worse. This is kind of like the prelude to The Omen or something, because I used to wonder if he was evil or stupid. Now I just know the truth: He's evil and stupid.